Monosexual

Before going to sleep and after watching American Idol Season 7, I decided to look for eye candies first before I knock myself off to bed. And there I was, finding myself doing a little bit of "ass exercises" to improve my cute and almost soggy touche while surfing on the web. Staring myself at the glass panel of my closet as I have no mirror provided in my room (Laptop loading, nothing to see yet), I couldn't help but wonder, "What Am I Doing This Damn Exercise For?"

Who would actually love this not-proportioned body of mine? Of-these-bulges-that-I-have-since-High-School-that-I-didn't-dare-to-lose-before-that-I am-trying-to-do-now-which-is-so-hard-to-do-as-this-had-been-part-of-me-since-I-started-to-notice-that-men-have-penises-and-women-have-vaginas-and-that-I-am-losing-it-and-I-better-stop-and-move-on.

*Snaps out of it*

Anyways, after minutes of exercising and looking at photos of gorgeous people on the net and reading thru juicy gossips, it just occurred to me, "Is monosexual a word or a term that is grammatically correct?" Because I completely realize with absolute conviction that I was not going to the gym or I am not trying to be fit for anyone. But for myself.

Does that make me monosexual? A term I made up to describe myself. Merriam-webster, please contact me for copyright issues if this is not in your list yet!

What if I am monosexual? A term I coined and I define as a person who loves oneself and doesn't seem to favor or long for attachment, commitment or sexual relationships at all. Or am I just being sour and bitter at the same time as up til now I am still single and uninvolved?

I would have to swing the bat again until I get a strike and hit the home run. I think I am not making any sense anymore. I don't even know what I am talking about. It must be the heavy feeling in my head as it is past my bed time already.

This would have to wait until I give it some real thought and careful analysis. Gees, I sound like a dork. It's not like I am depolarizing a magnet or separating the particles of water and salt from my sweat!

Sheesh, sleep me. Ssssllllllleeeeppp...

Zzzzz....